kbtweet

As sunlight begins creeping over the dorms of Internet University, massive waves of students begin their daily routines, with IMing and long cafeteria load times abound. We join a scene in the bedroom of notable info-maniac personality Twitter as his roommate Facebook attempts to get him out of bed” Facebook: "Twitter! Come on get up!" Twitter: "I'm getting up! Stop poking me!" Facebook: "Well hurry up! I could write four notes by the time you get ready" Twitter: "Okay, I'm up. Now I'm putting on my sock" Facebook: "I don't need the play by play, Tweet" Twitter: "Dang, I can't find a good shirt. I'm now searching my closet. I’